No! Not for you!!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender "Please give drinks for all on me including you"

So the bartender serves drink to everyone and then this guy says he got no money. The bartender slaps him and throws him out of the bar.

The next night again the same guy walks in and says the same "Please give drinks for all on me including you". Thinking that the guy must be having money now, the bartender serves drinks to all only to realize that the guy had no money even today.

He slaps him very hard and pushes him out of the bar.

The third night again the guy walks in and says ""Please give drinks for all on me except for you".

The bartender is curious and asks "Why not for me?"

The guy replies "No. Not for you! You get violent after a drink"

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After a night of heavy boozing a man stumbles out of a bar. To sober up a bit he decides to walk home instead of taking a taxi.

Soon he finds himself in a dodgy part of town, where he has never been before. Then a homeless person gets in front of him and asks the man for some change.

The man looks at the bum and says: “I bet you’re gonna get beers for that money, aren’t you?”

"Oh no sir" the bum replies with the face of an angel.

“Hmmm, no beers. So you’re gonna get wine then, ey?!”

– No sir, certainly not. I never drink wine.

“Aha, so you’re gonna get hard liquor right?!

– Absolutely not sir. In fact I never touched a drop of alcohol in my entire life.

“In that case, why don’t you come with me to my place”, the man says.

– Oh sir, that would be too much hospitality. I really couldn’t.

The man looks at the bum and replies: “Hospitality? I’m not offering you anything. I just want you to come with me, so I can show my nagging wife what happens to people who don’t drink.”

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