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Here's a wake-up (literally) call to all the non-believers...The world did indeed ended as of yesterday night. But you were not able to understand/appreciate the same because you woke up in Hell and it sure resembles your old world as it existed:)
I will let you on to a secret! This happened sometime ago...the world is supposed to end on 21st May, 2011 and GOD in one of his weak moments appointed some guys (rumoured to be largely from India with few of them from FIs in USA) to expand the Hell and Heaven in that order to accommodate the billions of people who will be knocking on their doors simultaneously. Now you know these guys...they were so busy calling tenders, "negotiating" with the vendors etc.. they forgot all about the deadline and as usual the expansion plan was stuck in the foundation stone stage as of 20th May evening.
Then a li'l bird whispered to God..."Hey man...oops GOD...you don't have enough time to create another hell for all these people...I know don't say I am God I can create in a jiffy....I will tell you a simple solution. Its like this why don't you just change the name plate of earth to Hell! No one will be able to tell the difference because anyway the world is Hell! And God saw the logic and instantly did exactly that.
Now the problem is convincing you guys that we are all dead! And what you think is your good old world is actually Hell! And the problem got complexified because you people have a "different view" of Hell.
And some smart Alec among you might ask me 2 questions
A. How come you know all these things and we don't
B. How come you are also in Hell:)
My answers:
A. You guys sure must be knowing that some "pious" and "noble" people are close to GOD. I am one of them and hence God let me on to his secret.
B. All "pious" & "noble" people also have to first spend some short stint in Hell as they also have bad Karma in their life. So I am on a transit stop here on my way to Heaven. I know once I go there I would be missing all you guys! But what to do...Life ..oops Life after Death...is always like that! Must get used to life hereafter without seeing any familiar faces around.
Hope at least now you will realize that the World has indeed ended. If you haven't OMG! What the Hell is wrong with you guys?!
I will let you on to a secret! This happened sometime ago...the world is supposed to end on 21st May, 2011 and GOD in one of his weak moments appointed some guys (rumoured to be largely from India with few of them from FIs in USA) to expand the Hell and Heaven in that order to accommodate the billions of people who will be knocking on their doors simultaneously. Now you know these guys...they were so busy calling tenders, "negotiating" with the vendors etc.. they forgot all about the deadline and as usual the expansion plan was stuck in the foundation stone stage as of 20th May evening.
Then a li'l bird whispered to God..."Hey man...oops GOD...you don't have enough time to create another hell for all these people...I know don't say I am God I can create in a jiffy....I will tell you a simple solution. Its like this why don't you just change the name plate of earth to Hell! No one will be able to tell the difference because anyway the world is Hell! And God saw the logic and instantly did exactly that.
Now the problem is convincing you guys that we are all dead! And what you think is your good old world is actually Hell! And the problem got complexified because you people have a "different view" of Hell.
And some smart Alec among you might ask me 2 questions
A. How come you know all these things and we don't
B. How come you are also in Hell:)
My answers:
A. You guys sure must be knowing that some "pious" and "noble" people are close to GOD. I am one of them and hence God let me on to his secret.
B. All "pious" & "noble" people also have to first spend some short stint in Hell as they also have bad Karma in their life. So I am on a transit stop here on my way to Heaven. I know once I go there I would be missing all you guys! But what to do...Life ..oops Life after Death...is always like that! Must get used to life hereafter without seeing any familiar faces around.
Hope at least now you will realize that the World has indeed ended. If you haven't OMG! What the Hell is wrong with you guys?!
